Post by BackseatBoys973 on Feb 25, 2007 23:19:45 GMT -5
Preview for Episode Four of Wrestling Society X
Last week, fuel in the form of Tables Ladders and Cerveza was added to the Wrestling Society X fire! The smoke signals coming out of the WSX Bunker spoke volumes! Just in case you can’t read smoke signals, let me translate for you, “The action is getting hotter, faster, louder, and more insane!” Wrestling Society X is taking names and truly television changing Tuesday nights!’ This week on Wrestling Society X, we promise more debuts, challenges, high flying, last and certainly not least, more Wamp Wamp!
SCORPIO SKY’S AWARD WINNING TELEVISION DEBUT
“The Cocky Coverboy” Matt Sydal (with Lizzy Valentine) vs. “The Greatest” Scorpio Sky
Last week on WSXtra we were not so-formally introduced to the winner of the “Most Likely to Succeed” and “Best Athlete” Awards from Montclair High (Class of 2000 Rulez!), the one and only Scorpio Sky! “The Greatest” also an impression and his pager number on an autographed 8X10 to WSXtra host Lacey who probably hung it up on her bedroom wall next to her autographed picture of Corey Haim signed by Corey Feldman. Anyway, Scorpio showed last week that he can talk the talk against Matt Classic, but can he walk the walk? The man with the skillz to pay the billz is going to have a tough test ahead as he will be facing someone as cocky as he is. - the cover star of the June 2004 issue of International Male Catalog, Matt Sydal! With his beautiful girlfriend Lizzy Valentine in tow (who if you believe PerezHilton.com and EgoTastic.com has got a new outfit to debut this week) are looking forward to avenging the heartbreaking loss to Jack Evans three weeks ago. These two New Generation stars will be taking to the air and to the mat in a ballet of wrestling excellence, as tonight you will bear witness to this classic battle between arrogance vs. ego!
TAG TEAM CHALLENGE? Will Keepin’ It Gangsta (Babi Slymm & Ruckus) keep it real?
When we last turned into WSXtra, we saw Keepin’ It Gangsta show up late to the WSX party, and saw the wreckage of the Tables Ladders and Cerveza match. Broken bottles, broken tables, crushed dreams (well you couldn’t see them, but our sources say they were there!), and a ladder which was stolen I mean “borrowed” by mischievous Ruckus. We’ve heard rumblings this week they’re looking to call out any tag team in the WSX Bunker! In an exclusive interview with WSX.MTV.COM, Babi Slymm told us “I don’t care, I want some *censored tonight! We might have been late to the party last week, but according to my totally blinged out $20,000 watch, its time to watch a team get…” He paused for a second, looked at Ruckus, then when Ruckus had a “what did I do now?” look and hit Ruckus in the head “K.T.F.O.!” Babi also said “I don’t care which team gets us tonight, weather it’s the emo boys and their eyeliner, disco and his balls, those rednecks and their jug full of moonshine, or those goofy looking pigeons (WSX.MTV.COM did not ask for elaboration on which team he was talking about). Any team is steppin up; you’re going down to ‘The King of Bling’ and the “Regulator of the Ring.’ Because that’s how we do it, and when we do it, you know we always KEEP IT GANGTSA! Babi then did a lovely little dance to end off the interview.
NEXT GENERATION HIJINX
El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs. The Human Tornado
Two of Wrestling Society X’s most exciting high flying up and comers will rumble in which looks on paper to be the makings of a classic battle. The Human Tornado, the pride and joy of Hollywood…Alabama, and the joy of every single one of his torandHOs, makes his triumphant return to the WSX Bunker. This time, the P-I-M-P is going to be facing the man with the M-A-S-K from just North of the Border, El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado. Looking to avenge his loss last week to the undefeated Jack Evans, EHBE (a nickname for El Hombre which will never stick) has challenged the only other undefeated next generation singles star in WSX and s looking forward to lucha libre engagement with the wrestling storm system known has Human Tornado. However, Tornado has had some experience in Lucha Libre, as he played the role of El Snowflake in Nacho Libre. This is no Hollywood production, this is Wrestling Society X! Can the Tornado get another impressive victory or is this El Hombre’s time to shine and do his celebratory hat dance? We will soon find out!
UPDATE: Word on the street is that Sean “6-Pac” Waltman will be back in the WSX Bunker this week, and this degenerate isn’t too happy about WSX Champion Vampiro piledriving him into an EXPLODING COFFIN to win the title!
Credit: Wrestlemag.com
Last week, fuel in the form of Tables Ladders and Cerveza was added to the Wrestling Society X fire! The smoke signals coming out of the WSX Bunker spoke volumes! Just in case you can’t read smoke signals, let me translate for you, “The action is getting hotter, faster, louder, and more insane!” Wrestling Society X is taking names and truly television changing Tuesday nights!’ This week on Wrestling Society X, we promise more debuts, challenges, high flying, last and certainly not least, more Wamp Wamp!
SCORPIO SKY’S AWARD WINNING TELEVISION DEBUT
“The Cocky Coverboy” Matt Sydal (with Lizzy Valentine) vs. “The Greatest” Scorpio Sky
Last week on WSXtra we were not so-formally introduced to the winner of the “Most Likely to Succeed” and “Best Athlete” Awards from Montclair High (Class of 2000 Rulez!), the one and only Scorpio Sky! “The Greatest” also an impression and his pager number on an autographed 8X10 to WSXtra host Lacey who probably hung it up on her bedroom wall next to her autographed picture of Corey Haim signed by Corey Feldman. Anyway, Scorpio showed last week that he can talk the talk against Matt Classic, but can he walk the walk? The man with the skillz to pay the billz is going to have a tough test ahead as he will be facing someone as cocky as he is. - the cover star of the June 2004 issue of International Male Catalog, Matt Sydal! With his beautiful girlfriend Lizzy Valentine in tow (who if you believe PerezHilton.com and EgoTastic.com has got a new outfit to debut this week) are looking forward to avenging the heartbreaking loss to Jack Evans three weeks ago. These two New Generation stars will be taking to the air and to the mat in a ballet of wrestling excellence, as tonight you will bear witness to this classic battle between arrogance vs. ego!
TAG TEAM CHALLENGE? Will Keepin’ It Gangsta (Babi Slymm & Ruckus) keep it real?
When we last turned into WSXtra, we saw Keepin’ It Gangsta show up late to the WSX party, and saw the wreckage of the Tables Ladders and Cerveza match. Broken bottles, broken tables, crushed dreams (well you couldn’t see them, but our sources say they were there!), and a ladder which was stolen I mean “borrowed” by mischievous Ruckus. We’ve heard rumblings this week they’re looking to call out any tag team in the WSX Bunker! In an exclusive interview with WSX.MTV.COM, Babi Slymm told us “I don’t care, I want some *censored tonight! We might have been late to the party last week, but according to my totally blinged out $20,000 watch, its time to watch a team get…” He paused for a second, looked at Ruckus, then when Ruckus had a “what did I do now?” look and hit Ruckus in the head “K.T.F.O.!” Babi also said “I don’t care which team gets us tonight, weather it’s the emo boys and their eyeliner, disco and his balls, those rednecks and their jug full of moonshine, or those goofy looking pigeons (WSX.MTV.COM did not ask for elaboration on which team he was talking about). Any team is steppin up; you’re going down to ‘The King of Bling’ and the “Regulator of the Ring.’ Because that’s how we do it, and when we do it, you know we always KEEP IT GANGTSA! Babi then did a lovely little dance to end off the interview.
NEXT GENERATION HIJINX
El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs. The Human Tornado
Two of Wrestling Society X’s most exciting high flying up and comers will rumble in which looks on paper to be the makings of a classic battle. The Human Tornado, the pride and joy of Hollywood…Alabama, and the joy of every single one of his torandHOs, makes his triumphant return to the WSX Bunker. This time, the P-I-M-P is going to be facing the man with the M-A-S-K from just North of the Border, El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado. Looking to avenge his loss last week to the undefeated Jack Evans, EHBE (a nickname for El Hombre which will never stick) has challenged the only other undefeated next generation singles star in WSX and s looking forward to lucha libre engagement with the wrestling storm system known has Human Tornado. However, Tornado has had some experience in Lucha Libre, as he played the role of El Snowflake in Nacho Libre. This is no Hollywood production, this is Wrestling Society X! Can the Tornado get another impressive victory or is this El Hombre’s time to shine and do his celebratory hat dance? We will soon find out!
UPDATE: Word on the street is that Sean “6-Pac” Waltman will be back in the WSX Bunker this week, and this degenerate isn’t too happy about WSX Champion Vampiro piledriving him into an EXPLODING COFFIN to win the title!
Credit: Wrestlemag.com
