Post by Goldbergfanatic on Feb 1, 2007 10:52:12 GMT -5
post your favorite jokes by stand up comics post as many as you want. Heres mine:
I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." -Mitch Hedberg
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later-Mitch Hed Berg
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament-Mitch Hedberg
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."-Jim Gaffigan
I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." -Mitch Hedberg
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later-Mitch Hed Berg
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament-Mitch Hedberg
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."-Jim Gaffigan
