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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 9, 2007 16:45:10 GMT -5
in this topic everyday i will post a new quote that i think is funny so enjoy.
Quote for friday March 9th
Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. While you're at it, notice my handsome, manly features.-Might Guy
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Post by Puma on Mar 9, 2007 21:25:11 GMT -5
wow that was deep  |
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Post by Angremanigmiento on Mar 10, 2007 5:19:58 GMT -5
Thank you Gold for that gift.
ill make it my mission to use your quotes every week when an oppertunity arrises.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 10, 2007 5:34:00 GMT -5
Quote of the Day for Saturday March 10
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.-Mitch Hedberg
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Post by tator on Mar 10, 2007 22:16:16 GMT -5
Poor poor parrot.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 11, 2007 2:22:38 GMT -5
Quote for Sunday March 11
Shit me running backwards through the woods with a hedgehog....my IQ just did a swan dive into the asphalt. - Phanque from Gamefaqs
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Post by D on the Mission on Mar 12, 2007 18:29:21 GMT -5
WTF? sorry could not find it. and double post for gold only will be taking off here.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 12, 2007 18:53:51 GMT -5
Quote for Monday March 10
Thats awesome. You get a new account and you still decide to be a total nutsack.-me on e's attempted return
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 12, 2007 21:43:08 GMT -5
quote for tuesday march 13
it doesnt help that my english teacher assumes she assigned something 3 weeks ago when she didnt. and you know what assuming does it makes her a bitch!-me during an aim chat with Dead
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Post by D on the Mission on Mar 13, 2007 10:25:52 GMT -5
Lol that fucked up bro..
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Post by Puma on Mar 13, 2007 16:25:38 GMT -5
Wow these are some pretty cool quotes.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 14, 2007 18:22:38 GMT -5
Quote of the Day for Wednesday March 14
Don't use the centimeter side use the inches side you're in America!-My Geometry Teacher
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Post by tator on Mar 15, 2007 19:28:20 GMT -5
Lol. Nice sig Gold.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 15, 2007 19:49:49 GMT -5
Quote for Thursday March 15
On a traffic light red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go. But on a banana it's the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fuck did you get that banana at?"-Mitch Hedberg
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Post by D on the Mission on Mar 16, 2007 13:02:06 GMT -5
LOL love that..
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 16, 2007 15:09:59 GMT -5
Quote for Friday March 16
In america, we celebrate our war heroes by having bar-b-ques, but in Canada you cant have bar-b-ques becuase you'll either be attacked by a moose, bear, or a caribou.-Kurt Angle
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 17, 2007 12:43:42 GMT -5
quote for Saturday March 17
From checkers I learned that a king is when there's a guy who looks exactly like another guy right on top of him. But life taught me that that's a queen.-Demetri Martin
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Post by Angremanigmiento on Mar 17, 2007 13:36:32 GMT -5
dude how do you find such hilarious quotes every single day, you have a talent my friend.
if it were me id struggle to get a quote a week.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 17, 2007 15:33:13 GMT -5
i watch a lot of tv and listen to alot of stand up cds also drugs help
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 18, 2007 11:00:51 GMT -5
enjoy this ones really long compared to the other ones
Quote Sunday March 18
Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? Where that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fucking wall? You wouldn't even know and he'd be like *PPFFFFFF* "OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Right? And the little kids were all excited "Yes YES!" And then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He would pour himself "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Him and his crazy tights, I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights, it's a horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights. FUCK drinking out of him, if that was me I'd be like, "No no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work, he's gonna beat me with a toaster he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came crashing in here. You stupid idiot. Yea, coming through the wall is real fucking cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage! You are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top heavy. You glass bitch! You glass bastard! "OH YEAH!" "OH NO! Naughty naughty Kool-Aid!" "Oh yeah?" "No, no."-Dane Cook
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Post by D on the Mission on Mar 18, 2007 12:37:58 GMT -5
lol  sweet... |
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Post by tator on Mar 18, 2007 19:57:31 GMT -5
I saw that on Shorties watching sorties, damn I miss that show, Dane Cook was the funniest.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 19, 2007 15:37:53 GMT -5
Quote for Monday March 19
Everytime Kaiba smiles a puppy dies.-Yugi Moto, Yu-Gi--Oh!: The Abriged Series
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Post by Puma on Mar 19, 2007 17:37:27 GMT -5
Never seen that show^
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Post by Angremanigmiento on Mar 19, 2007 17:59:13 GMT -5
nor me, still pretty funny.
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 20, 2007 15:35:40 GMT -5
Quote of the Day For Tuesday March 20
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about SummerSlam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!-The Rock
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Post by tator on Mar 20, 2007 15:52:40 GMT -5
It was in the web junk, gold posted it. |
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Post by D on the Mission on Mar 20, 2007 19:37:55 GMT -5
Good work gold..
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Post by Goldbergfanatic on Mar 20, 2007 19:46:32 GMT -5
good work with what?
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Post by Angremanigmiento on Mar 21, 2007 7:57:40 GMT -5
the newest quote i imagine.
it was most enjoyable
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sweet...