What if everyone that worked in McDonalds was a..

[Goldbergfanatic]

wrestler?

Costumer: could I have two happy meals
Austin: What?
Costumer: could I have two happy meals
Austin: What?
Costumer: could I have two... ah screw it, wants to walk away, gets stunnered

A kid accidentally spills soda on the floor.
Vince: That... That damn kid. Can somebody go clean that mess UP!!
Batista goes over to clean up the spill. But accidentally trips and falls.
King Booker: BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN!

HHH goes over to clean up the spill but accidentally slips and falls.
HHH: ARGH, MY QUAD!!

Khali goes over to clean up the spill but accidentally slips and falls too. Kahli gets to his feet and points at the kid.
Khali: **** you!

Costumer: Hey, I said no cheese!
Snitsky:IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

*Vince catchs Kurt Angle eating a burger*

Vince: What the hell are you doing?
Kurt: I'm doing what I want. I'm the best damn worker. It's true. It's damn true!
Vince: You'll stop when I tell you to.
Kurt: Screw this. I'm gonna go work at Burger King.

post your own

[Angremanigmiento]

Chris Masters introduces the BigMacsterlock challenge
kid walks up to counter
"i want ......."
vince cuts him off, "you dont get a say in what you want, I TELL YOU what you want and you like it."
any excuse for ron simmons to say "DAMN"
and of course, "can you smell what the rock is cooking"