Post by BackseatBoys973 on Dec 19, 2006 23:45:32 GMT -5
Sorry it took so long but here it is.
Live Results from Cage of Death
Winner: K-Federation (Beef Wellington, Ricochet, Chuck Taylor, Pl... Max Boyer)
Winner: Team AnDrew (Drew Gulak and Andy Sumner)
Winner: Mana
9:08 PM - FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE: Cheech vs. Cloudy
Cheech in control to open up, but Cloudy is able to reverse a whip into a series of armdrags! Cheech out, and Cloudy looks to follow between the bottom ropes, but Cheech turns away... Cloudy is able to stop his momentum, and capture Cheech with a hurracanrana! Now they're brawling on the outside, but Cloudy takes it back into the ring. Cloudy with a back body drop to the outside on Cheech, and follows him with a corkscrew tope!
Two count for Cloudy on the outside. Cheech back to the inside, and Cloudy chops away at him in the corner, but Cheech will have none of it. Cheech whips Cloudy to the corner, and hits him with a thrusting dropkick into the corner. Cheech with a baseball slide, sending Cloudy over the guardrail... Cheech with a spaceman plancha- but catches a chair to the face in mid-air!
Now both men are brawling around the building, and, as Brian Logan has put it, "the sweet science has gone right out the door". Cheech gains the upper hand and gets a two-count. Both men on the bleachers, exchanging forearms, but Cloudy sends Cheech to the ground. He comes down after him with a diving hurracanrana!
Bear with me here, as my vantage point does not allow me to see what's going on at this very moment.
Now they're battling in the area of Smart Mark Video, and I just heard the crunch of a table... and three-quarters of the crowd chants, "What just happened?!?"
Cheech and Cloudy come back over the guardrail, and the crowd roars in approval. The action is back in the ring, and Cloudy gets a two count on Cheech. Cheech gets control upon rising to his feet, and hits a Tombstone Piledriver! He doesn't go for the cover, and, instead, goes under the ring for plunder, including a ladder and a chair.
Cheech sets the ladder in the corner, and Cloudy underneath it, slingshotting his face into the hard steel! Now a torture crab with Cloudy's head in the ladder, and Cheech's foot on the ladder! Cheech brings Cloudy to his feet and sends him towards a ladder in the corner... but Cloudy halts, and throws the ladder into Cheech's head!
Cloudy with Cheech on the top rope, and looks to hit him with a move in the corner, but Cheech with a rope handstand-escape, followed by his signature pumphandle suplex on the ladder!
Cheech goes back for more plunder, and gets another ladder. He allowed Cloudy too much time to recover, as Cloudy hits a tilt-a-whirl DDT! Now he follows with the Yoshi Tonic! Two count only!
Cloudy attempts the O'Conner Roll, but catches a low blow, and then the Deluxe! 1... 2... Cheech pulls Cloudy to his feet again! Deluxe again? No, reversed to the Tornado Clutch! 1... 2... kickout by Cheech! Cheech sets Cloudy up for a super powerbomb (the same way he won at COD 7), but it's reversed into a super hurracanrana! Two count, and Cheech crawls out to the apron. He's dropkicked, and grabs the ladder next to him on the floor for support! Now Cloudy to the outside and climbs up the ladder with him... Yoshi Tonic from the top of the ladder through a table! CLOUDY WINS! Cloudy has beaten Cheech at the Cage of Death!
Winner: Cloudy
9:30 PM - CZW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Blackout (Rainman and Onyx) vs. BLKOUT (Sabian and Robbie Mireno) [Champions]
Robbie Mireno is out, and Sabian is nowhere to be seen.... until he enters through the crowd and attacks Rainman and Onyx from behind! Sabian up to attempt the double-stomp on Rainman, but Onyx drags Rainman out of the way!
Now all four men are present, with Sabian and Onyx in the ring. Sabian is using a combination of his speed and his striking ability to take control of Onyx. Now Onyx tags out to Rainman, who catches a low dropkick and a quebrada. Now Mireno is in, and "makin' him humble, baby" with a Camel Clutch on Rainman. Onyx breaks it up, but is sent to the floor by "The Black Jesus". Rainman is able to reverse Mireno's offense, putting him in control with a powerslam! Onyx and Rainman with the double-team in the corner, as Onyx is tagged in. Now a stalling suplex... and drops Mireno! Quick tags by Onyx and Rainman, isolating Mireno in the corner.
Sabian comes in to break up a sleeper by Onyx, but is quickly sent back to the apron by referee Derek Sabato. Tag out to Rainman, who hits a BEAUTIFUL twisting dropkick. Rainman glances Mireno with a clothesline, but Mireno comes right back with an enzigiri! Sabian takes Onyx from the apron to the floor, then hits a huge tope con hilo over the top! Sabian stands in the Blackout (South) corner, and gives Rainman the tag... then proceeds to stomp him out. Sabian in control, tags in Mireno. Mireno gets DECKED by Rainman, and Sabian is in to save face for his team. He tries to suplex Rainman, but Rainman puts him on the top rope. He looks for the superplex, but Sabian takes him down and hits the doublestomp! Sabian is hit by Onyx with a chokeslam! Mireno with the blockbuster! Two count!
Rainman with a suplex out into a uranage on Mireno! Sabian taken off the apron by Onxy! SPIIIIIIIINE SPLITTTTTAAHHHHH by Rainman! Onyx and Rainman flip Mireno from the mat up into a combination X-factor and wheelbarrow slam! The pin... the three! Onyx and Rainman win the CZW World Tag Team Titles!
Winners: Blackout (Onyx and Rainman)
Post-match, Mireno talks to Sabian, but Sabian wants to hear none of it, as he and Chrissy Rivera leave Robbie behind.
9:48 PM - #1 Contendership Match, CZW WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Hallowicked vs. Sexxxy Eddy
Sexxxy Eddy takes the mic, and looks for a volunteer from the audience in order to display his talents as a... uh... "dancer". Off comes the vest... and here go the pants! Into the splits... and Hallowicked drags the girl out of the ring! Hallowicked reaches back to hit the young lady, but Eddy catches his fist on the backswing! Eddy brings Hallowicked in, and we're officially underway!
Fast-paced exchange, but back to the waistlock from Hallowicked. Eddy in control thus far, and follows with a dropkick, then sends 'Wicked to the outside. Eddy follows after him with a beautiful tope! Rolls Hallowicked back in, and Eddy goes under the ring for a trashcan. Eddy goes up to the apron, and catches a boot to the face for his troubles! Now Hallowicked hits the super snapmare, and Eddy is having trouble getting control.
Hallowicked has Eddy in the corner, and hit him with a step-up enzigiri, then follows with a choke to a downed Eddy. Now with both men on their feet, Eddy hits a drop toehold, then hits a somersault senton from the top! Eddy looks to go to the top for the trashcansault, but is caught by 'Wicked, and hit with a variation on the Go 2 Sleep!
Now, Wicked has control with a variety of crotch-centric offense. Hallowicked looks for a satellite headscissors, but Eddy reverses into a slam! Split-legged moonsault, followed by a trashcansault! Eddy is unable to get the can off of his head, and- in comes Derek Frazier! Frazier hits Eddy with a chair to the head, and Hallowicked capitalizes with a moonsault on Eddy for the three!
Frazier gets the microphone, and asks where his title shot is! Jigsaw hits the ring, and both men exchange forearms, sending Frazier to the floor! Frazier claims, "I'd *censored you up, but you're crippled!" "I want my title shot!" This is not the last we'll hear from these two men!
Winner and #1 Contender to the CZW World Junior Heavyweight Title: Hallowicked
10:06 PM - Ruckus vs. Human Tornado
Mireno, Sabian, and Chrissy Rivera accompany Ruckus to the ring, while Human Tornado rolls solo. Tornado is out to monsterous applause and chants of "Tor-Na-Do" from the crowd!
Ruckus grabs the microphone, and Ruckus chants begin, but Tornado climbs the turnbuckle, drawing a roar from the crowd! Ruckus tells Human Tornado that "nobody's getting served tonight", but Tornado tells Ruckus that he can't beat him, and follows with a good ol' spinarooni! Ruckus calls Robbie in to counter with what appeared to be an epileptic seizure. Sabian with a bit of booty-shaking... but Tornado counters with a back handspring and a split!
Now that the dancing has ended, the bell has rung... and the theme from Beverly Hills Cop echoes through the Arena... Tornado with breakdancing inspired chain-wrestling... and the POUUUUUUUUUNCCEEEEE... PERIOD! Now a tope con hilo to the outside, and the crowd is on its feet!
Human Tornado in control on the outside, but Ruckus hits a flatliner on the ramp! Ruckus with a triple back-handspring into a moonsault! Now, the match goes into the stands, and Ruckus hits a moonsault from the bleachers onto the Human Tornado!
Now, we're back inside the guardrails, and Tornado has taken control again, but catches an eyerake. Ruckus goes to the apron for a shooting star press, but is hit with a fist to the face on his way down. Back into the ring, Tornado's irish whip is reverse, and he is hit with a clothesline! The crowd is split, with a slight edge for Human Tornado.
Ruckus with a knee drop for a two count, then goes for a rolling clothesline, but it's ducked, and Ruckus is hit with a knee to the face. Tornado attempts the suplex, but Ruckus gets his own vertical suplex. Tornado with the fingerlace, and walks the ropes, but Ruckus crotches him!... which has no effect! Ruckus catches a pimp slap for his effort! Two count! Tornado going for DND, but Ruckus hits a backflip kick to regain control.
Ruckus gets a rally going, and hits the Afterburner Corkscrew Kick, followed by the Razzle Dazzle, then the rolling fameasser! Mireno distracts the referee, and Sabian is in to double team with Ruckus. Hart attack... Boston Crab + Legdrop... Comic Atomic + Dropkick!
Another Razzle Dazzle? No! Tornado takes down Ruckus, and hits a series of kicks... he hits Chrissy Rivera with a Pimp Slap, and then does a split, placing his foot squarely between the legs of Ruckus! Spinebuster by Tornado... the elbow pad is off... hits the ropes once... twice... the BYAH! elbow! Ruckus reverses a whip to the corner, and hits a cobra neckbreaker!
Reversal after reversal takes place... Ruckus in control... Tornado in control... Ruckus with a small package to a fisherman's suplex! It's over!
Winner: Ruckus
Ruckus takes the microphone, and hands it over to Sabian. Sabian says that the Blackout didn't beat him... "Y'all beat Mireno! Y'all ain't beat me!" Sabian makes the challenge for next month: Ruckus and Sabian vs. Onyx and Rainman!
10:30 PM - Pandora's Box (Adam Flash, B-Boy, and Messiah w/ Pandora) vs. Lufisto, Danny Havoc, and Luke Hawx
Just as a side-note, Lufisto has her hands heavily padded after suffering a broken hand.
In first, B-Boy and Lufisto. Lufisto takes control after an armdrag and an armbar, but B-Boy backs her into the corner and hits a forearm. After a strike exchange, Lufisto is whipped in, but comes back with a quesadora, spun out into a headscissors takedown! Luke and Messiah in, and Luke takes down Messiah with a dropkick, then tags in Danny Havoc, who hits a nice basement dropkick. Havoc hits a running knee into the corner. Messiah comes out of the corner and hits Havoc with a series of shots to the body. Pandora's Box now, with a series of beautiful triple team moves, as Flash gets tagged back into the match. Flash pulls Havoc's polo shirt over his head and unleashes a few chops, before tagging in B-Boy, and Pandora's Box comes in with another triple-team effort.
Now Messiah into the match with a BIG back body drop for a two count. Lufisto and Luke are trying to rally the crowd, but Messiah continues the assault on the Cylinder, Iowa native. B-Boy is in, and he unleashes hell on the chest of Havoc. Now he ties him up like a pretzel in the corner, and hits him with a VICIOUS facelift!
Danny Havoc is taken to the mat, but gets back to his feet and catches B-Boy with a Dragon Suplex! Tag to Luke! Luke clears the ring! Planca to the outside! Lufisto with a somersault from the turnbuckle to the outside! B-Boy looks to take the the air, but Danny Havoc cuts him off and sends him out, hitting the entire opposing team with a corkscrew moonsault!
Back in the ring, B-Boy hits Lufisto with a knee in the corner, Danny Havoc in with a tornado DDT, Messiah with a flapjack, Flash with a northern lariat!
Action is getting too difficult to keep up with, and the brutality is reaching insane levels! Lufisto with a German suplex on B-Boy! Nick Gage hits the ring and hits Lufisto with a chokebreaker! Luke in to try to make the save, but Gage drags Lufist out before he can do anything. Messiah from behind with the low blow sends Luke to the outside! All hell is breaking loose!
Messiah with Havoc up in the pendulum, and B-Boy off the top with the stomp! Now Adam Flash with the Last Call! That's it!
Winner: Pandora's Box
10:50 PM - ULTRAVIOLENT UNDERGROUND TITLE; 4 CORNERS OF PAIN: Necro Butcher vs. "The Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger [Champion]
In the ring, we have a barbed wire bat, a ladder, a carpet strip board, and what appears from this vantage point to be a staple gun.
"Ne-Cro" chants ring out through the CZW Arena as the bell rings to start this contest. Both men exchange slaps to the face, but Necro unleashes a barrage of strikes! Drake Younger comes back with a big tackle, to a mount. Necro is able to hit a series of headbutts from the bottom, and takes the back of Drake Younger in order to release a barrage of punches!
This one is beginning as a surprisingly ground based match, but Necro- while in a sleeper- drags himself to the corner and gains control of the match with a staple to the chest of Younger!
On the outside, Necro is putting the boots to Drake, but Drake takes advantage of Necro's apppealing to the crowd and hits a few chops. Necro turns it around, and headbutts Drake around two sides of the ring!
Necro has set up a ladder between the apron and guardrail, then sends the champ back inside the ring. He follows in, then throws a carpet strip board down on the back of Drake Younger, followed by a senton splash! Necro looks for a crucifix powerbomb to the outside through the ladder, but Drake escapes before the damage is done. Both men are bleeding, with Drake oozing more heavily.
Drake hits the ropes, but he is unable to avoid a huge boot to the face. Necro back in control with a series of punches, as he crotches Drake on the turnbuckle. Now Drake reverses a superplex attempt into his own superplex through the ladder bridged on the outside of the ring! Both men go crashing to the floor, and stay down for some time!
Now we're back in the ring, and Drake Younger hits a second rope moonsault out of the corner. Drake looks to dump Necro over the top with a fireman's carry through a table, but Necro reverses it and hits a crucifix powerbomb through the table on the floor!
Younger is able to crawl back into the ring, as he has his skull crunched in with a chairshot! Now Necro sets up an open chair, and looks for a back suplex through it... it's reversed into the setup for Drake's Landing... reversed into a huge LARIAT from the Necro Butcher!
Necro's Tiger Driver attempt is reversed into Drake's Landing position again, but Necro escapes and unleashes a barrage of kicks! Several other attempts at Drake's Landing prove fruitless, and it's eventually reversed into the Asiatic spike! Younger reverses to a suplex! Now he HITS Drake's Landing, but when he finally makes the cover, it's only a two-count!
Now the chair is opened up facing the corner, and Necro and Drake head to the top... Drake gets the arms... Drake's Landing on the chair! Necro's neck just hit the back of the chair!
He didn't hit the seat, he didn't hit the ground... he hit the *censored back of the chair! It's over! Drake Younger is still your champion!
Winner and still Ultraviolent Underground Champion: Drake Younger
Post-match, when Necro finally reaches his feet, he draws massive cheers, chants, and applause from the Combat Zone Wrestling faithful in attendance at tonight's Cage of Death!
11:10 PM - Three-way Elimination Match, CZW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Justice Pain vs. Chris Hero vs. "The King of Diamonds" Eddie Kingston [Champion]
Tempers are flaring, as all three men are in the ring for the ring introductions! Justice Pain and Chris Hero are both looking to get at Kingston before the bell has even rung, but Bryce has been able to keep order thus far. When the bell rings, though, all bets are off.
Eddie challenges both men to come after him... then exits the ring. He's going to let his problems take care of each other, it seems, as Hero and Pain are forced to go one-on-one, while King watches from the ramp.
Hero and Pain lock up, and exchange holds, but come up even. King remains on the outside, as Pain takes the waistlock. Now another quick exchange of holds. Hero is backed into the corner and hit with several shoulder blocks. Hero reverses a charging move by pain, then locks in the cravate! This brings King in to break up the cravate, but he ends up catching a double back body drop!
King lands awkwardly, and hits the floor while clutching his ankle, leaving Pain and Hero to battle again. Justice Pain attempts several shoulder blocks, but is passed by Hero, who hits a big dropkick. King attempts to come back in, but hits the mat again, clutching his ankle.
Hero sends Pain flying over the top rope, and turns his attention to the injured champ! He has King in the corner, and charges... but is sent flying over the top rope! Now Pain is back in, and King looks to lock up with Pain, but goes back down after putting too much weight on his ankle. Pain locks Kingston in an ankle submission... and King taps!
Hero and Pain are left to duke it out for the CZW World Heavyweight Title! Pain is shot into the corner and Hero charges in behind him... but Pain throws too much momentum over the turnbuckle from the bandera, and sail over the top to the floor!
Hero follows him out and both men begin brawling on the floor. Hero is reeling after the champ sent him into the guardrail! Now Pain sends Hero back into the ring, and Pain hits several elbows, followed by a grounded blockbuster!
Pain in control with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Hero is able to get back in control, though, with a powerslam, followed by a senton! Hero off the top with a huge double stomp!
Cravate from Hero, but Pain reverses out into a Death Valley Driver, followed up with a double-arm DDT! Hero landed directly on his head, but he was able to kick out at two! Pain remains in control, but Hero begins to show his fighting spirit, coming back with a barrage of kicks, punches, forearms, and slaps! Pain comes out with a clothesline, but Hero gets back up and answers with his own!
Hero has Pain set up for the Hero's Welcome, but Pain reverses to a waistlock. Standing switch... Pain reverses back... Pain Thriller! 1... 2... 3!
Justice Pain is the new CZW World Heavyweight Champion!
Winner: Justice Pain
After the match, Hero got on the mic to give Justice Pain credit, then Pain thanked the fans, and told Hero he wanted to give him the first shot at the title at next month's event. A clearly emotional Justice Pain took in the applause of the crowd before leaving the ring.
11:35 PM - We will now break for a brief intermission as the Cage of Death is assembled!
12:02 AM - Eddie Kingston suffered a broken ankle during the World Heavyweight Title match. We at CZWrestling.com would like to wish Eddie Kingston a speedy recovery, and hope he will soon be able to return to the ring.
12:06 AM - The CZW staff is still assembling an intricate system of wooden cage walls intertwined with barbed-wire, as well as platforms outside of the ring.
12:20 AM - The cage is coming together, and it's looking like something out of a serial killer's nightmares! The platforms outside of the ring should prove to be an interesting element, and- while the cage seems fairly "open" because of the construction style, the barbed wire makes any attempt at escape improbable.
12:30 AM - The cage is up, and the final touches are being put on as platforms are attached to the corners of the cage, and a large spidernet-style contraption is setup to run parallel with the ropes on the south side of the arena.
12:40 AM - It's gonna be a long night here in South Philadelphia, as what I initially thought were the final touches... are still being finalized. The spidernet has been integrated into the design of the cage, as the same is done for several panes of glass.
12:50 AM - Weapons including (but not limited to) an ironing board decorated with Christmas ornaments, a shopping cart, "decorated" ladders, and other assorted unidentifiable plunder have made their way into the cage. I can say without a doubt in my mind that every moment of assembly for this cage has been worth it. I have to give tons of credit to the CZW staff, as assembling this cage must have been an exhausting process. Having seen the cage fully assembled, the last person I'd want to be is Nick Gage, Lobo, or Zandig.
1:00 AM - ARE YOU READY? It's time for the CAGE OF DEATH! Both Bryce Remsberg and Derek Sabato are in the ring to attempt to keep the action at the level of a controlled riot, while PSAC Commissioner Umberto Perez is on the outside to keep an eye on things.
CAGE OF DEATH- LOSER MUST RETIRE!: Nick Gage vs. Zandig vs. Lobo
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..." Lufisto is out, and declares that she wants in the cage! The fans want her in the cage! Zandig relents based upon the promise he made to her at CZW's FEAR show in Delaware, making this:
CAGE OF DEATH: Nick Gage vs. Zandig vs. Lobo vs. LUFISTO!
Gage takes down Lufisto with two shoulder blocks, but Lufisto is able to recover with a Lou Thesz press! Now Lobo is going toe-to-toe with Nick Gage, as he sends him flying through a pane of glass! Now Zandig puts Lufisto through a pane of glass! Zandig pairs off with Lobo, until Lufisto puts herself back into the action. It's hard to keep up with the action, but I'll give it a shot...
Gage looked for the bootscrape with a pane of glass on Zandig, but the glass WON'T BREAK! He tries again with a dropkick... it doesn't break! He turns his attention to Lufisto, who takes control with a barbed wire whip! Lobo is wrapping up his fists with barbed wire, and taking it to Zandig.
Weapons are coming into play more and more, as several heavy, tacked weapons have been broken over the heads of Gage, Lobo, Zandig, and Lufisto!
Lufisto sets up the ironing board in the corner, but she ends up getting whipped into it by Zandig! Now Zandig has just put Lobo through one of the panes of glass integrated into the cage!
Zandig and Lobo have paired off, as have Gage and Lufisto.
Lobo just fell through the floor of one of the platforms on the outside of the ring!
Lufisto was just powerbombed through one of the panes of glass!
There's no way to keep up with this!
Stubborn panes of glass continue to not break... but Lufisto just made one break over the head of "The Ultraviolent Icon"!
Zandig goes through another pane of glass, this time at the hands of Lobo! The mat is littered with glass, thumbtacks, barbed wire, and blood! Lufisto is now swinging away at Lobo, but is attacked from behind by Gage. Zandig cuts Gage off as Lufisto sends Lobo flying into a cage wall!
Now Gage has been powerbombed through an animal cage, and Lobo has been crushed with two chairshots from Lufisto! Lufisto learns that karma's a *censored, as she catches the effects of a trashcan lid from Zandig. Now Zandig and Lobo are atop one of the platforms... Lobo looking for the DVD... he just hit Zandig with a DVD through the spider net, through the platform, to the floor! HOLY *censored! That was a move that must be seen to be believed! Fans applaud as John Zandig gets to his feet, and back to his feet! Chants for both Lobo and Zandig echo throughout the arena! Gage looks to capitalize for the chokebreaker, but Zandig reverses once... twice... Gage with the chokebreaker... Zandig's career is over!
Winner: Nick Gage
There's no shame in losing the match after the move that Zandig just took from the top of the cage. All four participants are bloody messes, and now Zandig's career is over. The crowd erupts in chants of "Thank You Zandig!" and "Thank You Lobo!" as both men stand in the ring. The crowd is giving all four participants their due.
Zandig takes the mic to congratulate Gage, and thank the crowd. He thanks his family and lets Lobo give his thanks to everyone, especially Zandig. The crowd is roaring in applause for the father of Combat Zone Wrestling, as Lobo and Zandig embrace. And, one last time... "C-Z-*censored' W!"
Credit: www.czwrestling.com
Live Results from Cage of Death
Winner: K-Federation (Beef Wellington, Ricochet, Chuck Taylor, Pl... Max Boyer)
Winner: Team AnDrew (Drew Gulak and Andy Sumner)
Winner: Mana
9:08 PM - FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE: Cheech vs. Cloudy
Cheech in control to open up, but Cloudy is able to reverse a whip into a series of armdrags! Cheech out, and Cloudy looks to follow between the bottom ropes, but Cheech turns away... Cloudy is able to stop his momentum, and capture Cheech with a hurracanrana! Now they're brawling on the outside, but Cloudy takes it back into the ring. Cloudy with a back body drop to the outside on Cheech, and follows him with a corkscrew tope!
Two count for Cloudy on the outside. Cheech back to the inside, and Cloudy chops away at him in the corner, but Cheech will have none of it. Cheech whips Cloudy to the corner, and hits him with a thrusting dropkick into the corner. Cheech with a baseball slide, sending Cloudy over the guardrail... Cheech with a spaceman plancha- but catches a chair to the face in mid-air!
Now both men are brawling around the building, and, as Brian Logan has put it, "the sweet science has gone right out the door". Cheech gains the upper hand and gets a two-count. Both men on the bleachers, exchanging forearms, but Cloudy sends Cheech to the ground. He comes down after him with a diving hurracanrana!
Bear with me here, as my vantage point does not allow me to see what's going on at this very moment.
Now they're battling in the area of Smart Mark Video, and I just heard the crunch of a table... and three-quarters of the crowd chants, "What just happened?!?"
Cheech and Cloudy come back over the guardrail, and the crowd roars in approval. The action is back in the ring, and Cloudy gets a two count on Cheech. Cheech gets control upon rising to his feet, and hits a Tombstone Piledriver! He doesn't go for the cover, and, instead, goes under the ring for plunder, including a ladder and a chair.
Cheech sets the ladder in the corner, and Cloudy underneath it, slingshotting his face into the hard steel! Now a torture crab with Cloudy's head in the ladder, and Cheech's foot on the ladder! Cheech brings Cloudy to his feet and sends him towards a ladder in the corner... but Cloudy halts, and throws the ladder into Cheech's head!
Cloudy with Cheech on the top rope, and looks to hit him with a move in the corner, but Cheech with a rope handstand-escape, followed by his signature pumphandle suplex on the ladder!
Cheech goes back for more plunder, and gets another ladder. He allowed Cloudy too much time to recover, as Cloudy hits a tilt-a-whirl DDT! Now he follows with the Yoshi Tonic! Two count only!
Cloudy attempts the O'Conner Roll, but catches a low blow, and then the Deluxe! 1... 2... Cheech pulls Cloudy to his feet again! Deluxe again? No, reversed to the Tornado Clutch! 1... 2... kickout by Cheech! Cheech sets Cloudy up for a super powerbomb (the same way he won at COD 7), but it's reversed into a super hurracanrana! Two count, and Cheech crawls out to the apron. He's dropkicked, and grabs the ladder next to him on the floor for support! Now Cloudy to the outside and climbs up the ladder with him... Yoshi Tonic from the top of the ladder through a table! CLOUDY WINS! Cloudy has beaten Cheech at the Cage of Death!
Winner: Cloudy
9:30 PM - CZW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Blackout (Rainman and Onyx) vs. BLKOUT (Sabian and Robbie Mireno) [Champions]
Robbie Mireno is out, and Sabian is nowhere to be seen.... until he enters through the crowd and attacks Rainman and Onyx from behind! Sabian up to attempt the double-stomp on Rainman, but Onyx drags Rainman out of the way!
Now all four men are present, with Sabian and Onyx in the ring. Sabian is using a combination of his speed and his striking ability to take control of Onyx. Now Onyx tags out to Rainman, who catches a low dropkick and a quebrada. Now Mireno is in, and "makin' him humble, baby" with a Camel Clutch on Rainman. Onyx breaks it up, but is sent to the floor by "The Black Jesus". Rainman is able to reverse Mireno's offense, putting him in control with a powerslam! Onyx and Rainman with the double-team in the corner, as Onyx is tagged in. Now a stalling suplex... and drops Mireno! Quick tags by Onyx and Rainman, isolating Mireno in the corner.
Sabian comes in to break up a sleeper by Onyx, but is quickly sent back to the apron by referee Derek Sabato. Tag out to Rainman, who hits a BEAUTIFUL twisting dropkick. Rainman glances Mireno with a clothesline, but Mireno comes right back with an enzigiri! Sabian takes Onyx from the apron to the floor, then hits a huge tope con hilo over the top! Sabian stands in the Blackout (South) corner, and gives Rainman the tag... then proceeds to stomp him out. Sabian in control, tags in Mireno. Mireno gets DECKED by Rainman, and Sabian is in to save face for his team. He tries to suplex Rainman, but Rainman puts him on the top rope. He looks for the superplex, but Sabian takes him down and hits the doublestomp! Sabian is hit by Onyx with a chokeslam! Mireno with the blockbuster! Two count!
Rainman with a suplex out into a uranage on Mireno! Sabian taken off the apron by Onxy! SPIIIIIIIINE SPLITTTTTAAHHHHH by Rainman! Onyx and Rainman flip Mireno from the mat up into a combination X-factor and wheelbarrow slam! The pin... the three! Onyx and Rainman win the CZW World Tag Team Titles!
Winners: Blackout (Onyx and Rainman)
Post-match, Mireno talks to Sabian, but Sabian wants to hear none of it, as he and Chrissy Rivera leave Robbie behind.
9:48 PM - #1 Contendership Match, CZW WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Hallowicked vs. Sexxxy Eddy
Sexxxy Eddy takes the mic, and looks for a volunteer from the audience in order to display his talents as a... uh... "dancer". Off comes the vest... and here go the pants! Into the splits... and Hallowicked drags the girl out of the ring! Hallowicked reaches back to hit the young lady, but Eddy catches his fist on the backswing! Eddy brings Hallowicked in, and we're officially underway!
Fast-paced exchange, but back to the waistlock from Hallowicked. Eddy in control thus far, and follows with a dropkick, then sends 'Wicked to the outside. Eddy follows after him with a beautiful tope! Rolls Hallowicked back in, and Eddy goes under the ring for a trashcan. Eddy goes up to the apron, and catches a boot to the face for his troubles! Now Hallowicked hits the super snapmare, and Eddy is having trouble getting control.
Hallowicked has Eddy in the corner, and hit him with a step-up enzigiri, then follows with a choke to a downed Eddy. Now with both men on their feet, Eddy hits a drop toehold, then hits a somersault senton from the top! Eddy looks to go to the top for the trashcansault, but is caught by 'Wicked, and hit with a variation on the Go 2 Sleep!
Now, Wicked has control with a variety of crotch-centric offense. Hallowicked looks for a satellite headscissors, but Eddy reverses into a slam! Split-legged moonsault, followed by a trashcansault! Eddy is unable to get the can off of his head, and- in comes Derek Frazier! Frazier hits Eddy with a chair to the head, and Hallowicked capitalizes with a moonsault on Eddy for the three!
Frazier gets the microphone, and asks where his title shot is! Jigsaw hits the ring, and both men exchange forearms, sending Frazier to the floor! Frazier claims, "I'd *censored you up, but you're crippled!" "I want my title shot!" This is not the last we'll hear from these two men!
Winner and #1 Contender to the CZW World Junior Heavyweight Title: Hallowicked
10:06 PM - Ruckus vs. Human Tornado
Mireno, Sabian, and Chrissy Rivera accompany Ruckus to the ring, while Human Tornado rolls solo. Tornado is out to monsterous applause and chants of "Tor-Na-Do" from the crowd!
Ruckus grabs the microphone, and Ruckus chants begin, but Tornado climbs the turnbuckle, drawing a roar from the crowd! Ruckus tells Human Tornado that "nobody's getting served tonight", but Tornado tells Ruckus that he can't beat him, and follows with a good ol' spinarooni! Ruckus calls Robbie in to counter with what appeared to be an epileptic seizure. Sabian with a bit of booty-shaking... but Tornado counters with a back handspring and a split!
Now that the dancing has ended, the bell has rung... and the theme from Beverly Hills Cop echoes through the Arena... Tornado with breakdancing inspired chain-wrestling... and the POUUUUUUUUUNCCEEEEE... PERIOD! Now a tope con hilo to the outside, and the crowd is on its feet!
Human Tornado in control on the outside, but Ruckus hits a flatliner on the ramp! Ruckus with a triple back-handspring into a moonsault! Now, the match goes into the stands, and Ruckus hits a moonsault from the bleachers onto the Human Tornado!
Now, we're back inside the guardrails, and Tornado has taken control again, but catches an eyerake. Ruckus goes to the apron for a shooting star press, but is hit with a fist to the face on his way down. Back into the ring, Tornado's irish whip is reverse, and he is hit with a clothesline! The crowd is split, with a slight edge for Human Tornado.
Ruckus with a knee drop for a two count, then goes for a rolling clothesline, but it's ducked, and Ruckus is hit with a knee to the face. Tornado attempts the suplex, but Ruckus gets his own vertical suplex. Tornado with the fingerlace, and walks the ropes, but Ruckus crotches him!... which has no effect! Ruckus catches a pimp slap for his effort! Two count! Tornado going for DND, but Ruckus hits a backflip kick to regain control.
Ruckus gets a rally going, and hits the Afterburner Corkscrew Kick, followed by the Razzle Dazzle, then the rolling fameasser! Mireno distracts the referee, and Sabian is in to double team with Ruckus. Hart attack... Boston Crab + Legdrop... Comic Atomic + Dropkick!
Another Razzle Dazzle? No! Tornado takes down Ruckus, and hits a series of kicks... he hits Chrissy Rivera with a Pimp Slap, and then does a split, placing his foot squarely between the legs of Ruckus! Spinebuster by Tornado... the elbow pad is off... hits the ropes once... twice... the BYAH! elbow! Ruckus reverses a whip to the corner, and hits a cobra neckbreaker!
Reversal after reversal takes place... Ruckus in control... Tornado in control... Ruckus with a small package to a fisherman's suplex! It's over!
Winner: Ruckus
Ruckus takes the microphone, and hands it over to Sabian. Sabian says that the Blackout didn't beat him... "Y'all beat Mireno! Y'all ain't beat me!" Sabian makes the challenge for next month: Ruckus and Sabian vs. Onyx and Rainman!
10:30 PM - Pandora's Box (Adam Flash, B-Boy, and Messiah w/ Pandora) vs. Lufisto, Danny Havoc, and Luke Hawx
Just as a side-note, Lufisto has her hands heavily padded after suffering a broken hand.
In first, B-Boy and Lufisto. Lufisto takes control after an armdrag and an armbar, but B-Boy backs her into the corner and hits a forearm. After a strike exchange, Lufisto is whipped in, but comes back with a quesadora, spun out into a headscissors takedown! Luke and Messiah in, and Luke takes down Messiah with a dropkick, then tags in Danny Havoc, who hits a nice basement dropkick. Havoc hits a running knee into the corner. Messiah comes out of the corner and hits Havoc with a series of shots to the body. Pandora's Box now, with a series of beautiful triple team moves, as Flash gets tagged back into the match. Flash pulls Havoc's polo shirt over his head and unleashes a few chops, before tagging in B-Boy, and Pandora's Box comes in with another triple-team effort.
Now Messiah into the match with a BIG back body drop for a two count. Lufisto and Luke are trying to rally the crowd, but Messiah continues the assault on the Cylinder, Iowa native. B-Boy is in, and he unleashes hell on the chest of Havoc. Now he ties him up like a pretzel in the corner, and hits him with a VICIOUS facelift!
Danny Havoc is taken to the mat, but gets back to his feet and catches B-Boy with a Dragon Suplex! Tag to Luke! Luke clears the ring! Planca to the outside! Lufisto with a somersault from the turnbuckle to the outside! B-Boy looks to take the the air, but Danny Havoc cuts him off and sends him out, hitting the entire opposing team with a corkscrew moonsault!
Back in the ring, B-Boy hits Lufisto with a knee in the corner, Danny Havoc in with a tornado DDT, Messiah with a flapjack, Flash with a northern lariat!
Action is getting too difficult to keep up with, and the brutality is reaching insane levels! Lufisto with a German suplex on B-Boy! Nick Gage hits the ring and hits Lufisto with a chokebreaker! Luke in to try to make the save, but Gage drags Lufist out before he can do anything. Messiah from behind with the low blow sends Luke to the outside! All hell is breaking loose!
Messiah with Havoc up in the pendulum, and B-Boy off the top with the stomp! Now Adam Flash with the Last Call! That's it!
Winner: Pandora's Box
10:50 PM - ULTRAVIOLENT UNDERGROUND TITLE; 4 CORNERS OF PAIN: Necro Butcher vs. "The Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger [Champion]
In the ring, we have a barbed wire bat, a ladder, a carpet strip board, and what appears from this vantage point to be a staple gun.
"Ne-Cro" chants ring out through the CZW Arena as the bell rings to start this contest. Both men exchange slaps to the face, but Necro unleashes a barrage of strikes! Drake Younger comes back with a big tackle, to a mount. Necro is able to hit a series of headbutts from the bottom, and takes the back of Drake Younger in order to release a barrage of punches!
This one is beginning as a surprisingly ground based match, but Necro- while in a sleeper- drags himself to the corner and gains control of the match with a staple to the chest of Younger!
On the outside, Necro is putting the boots to Drake, but Drake takes advantage of Necro's apppealing to the crowd and hits a few chops. Necro turns it around, and headbutts Drake around two sides of the ring!
Necro has set up a ladder between the apron and guardrail, then sends the champ back inside the ring. He follows in, then throws a carpet strip board down on the back of Drake Younger, followed by a senton splash! Necro looks for a crucifix powerbomb to the outside through the ladder, but Drake escapes before the damage is done. Both men are bleeding, with Drake oozing more heavily.
Drake hits the ropes, but he is unable to avoid a huge boot to the face. Necro back in control with a series of punches, as he crotches Drake on the turnbuckle. Now Drake reverses a superplex attempt into his own superplex through the ladder bridged on the outside of the ring! Both men go crashing to the floor, and stay down for some time!
Now we're back in the ring, and Drake Younger hits a second rope moonsault out of the corner. Drake looks to dump Necro over the top with a fireman's carry through a table, but Necro reverses it and hits a crucifix powerbomb through the table on the floor!
Younger is able to crawl back into the ring, as he has his skull crunched in with a chairshot! Now Necro sets up an open chair, and looks for a back suplex through it... it's reversed into the setup for Drake's Landing... reversed into a huge LARIAT from the Necro Butcher!
Necro's Tiger Driver attempt is reversed into Drake's Landing position again, but Necro escapes and unleashes a barrage of kicks! Several other attempts at Drake's Landing prove fruitless, and it's eventually reversed into the Asiatic spike! Younger reverses to a suplex! Now he HITS Drake's Landing, but when he finally makes the cover, it's only a two-count!
Now the chair is opened up facing the corner, and Necro and Drake head to the top... Drake gets the arms... Drake's Landing on the chair! Necro's neck just hit the back of the chair!
He didn't hit the seat, he didn't hit the ground... he hit the *censored back of the chair! It's over! Drake Younger is still your champion!
Winner and still Ultraviolent Underground Champion: Drake Younger
Post-match, when Necro finally reaches his feet, he draws massive cheers, chants, and applause from the Combat Zone Wrestling faithful in attendance at tonight's Cage of Death!
11:10 PM - Three-way Elimination Match, CZW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Justice Pain vs. Chris Hero vs. "The King of Diamonds" Eddie Kingston [Champion]
Tempers are flaring, as all three men are in the ring for the ring introductions! Justice Pain and Chris Hero are both looking to get at Kingston before the bell has even rung, but Bryce has been able to keep order thus far. When the bell rings, though, all bets are off.
Eddie challenges both men to come after him... then exits the ring. He's going to let his problems take care of each other, it seems, as Hero and Pain are forced to go one-on-one, while King watches from the ramp.
Hero and Pain lock up, and exchange holds, but come up even. King remains on the outside, as Pain takes the waistlock. Now another quick exchange of holds. Hero is backed into the corner and hit with several shoulder blocks. Hero reverses a charging move by pain, then locks in the cravate! This brings King in to break up the cravate, but he ends up catching a double back body drop!
King lands awkwardly, and hits the floor while clutching his ankle, leaving Pain and Hero to battle again. Justice Pain attempts several shoulder blocks, but is passed by Hero, who hits a big dropkick. King attempts to come back in, but hits the mat again, clutching his ankle.
Hero sends Pain flying over the top rope, and turns his attention to the injured champ! He has King in the corner, and charges... but is sent flying over the top rope! Now Pain is back in, and King looks to lock up with Pain, but goes back down after putting too much weight on his ankle. Pain locks Kingston in an ankle submission... and King taps!
Hero and Pain are left to duke it out for the CZW World Heavyweight Title! Pain is shot into the corner and Hero charges in behind him... but Pain throws too much momentum over the turnbuckle from the bandera, and sail over the top to the floor!
Hero follows him out and both men begin brawling on the floor. Hero is reeling after the champ sent him into the guardrail! Now Pain sends Hero back into the ring, and Pain hits several elbows, followed by a grounded blockbuster!
Pain in control with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Hero is able to get back in control, though, with a powerslam, followed by a senton! Hero off the top with a huge double stomp!
Cravate from Hero, but Pain reverses out into a Death Valley Driver, followed up with a double-arm DDT! Hero landed directly on his head, but he was able to kick out at two! Pain remains in control, but Hero begins to show his fighting spirit, coming back with a barrage of kicks, punches, forearms, and slaps! Pain comes out with a clothesline, but Hero gets back up and answers with his own!
Hero has Pain set up for the Hero's Welcome, but Pain reverses to a waistlock. Standing switch... Pain reverses back... Pain Thriller! 1... 2... 3!
Justice Pain is the new CZW World Heavyweight Champion!
Winner: Justice Pain
After the match, Hero got on the mic to give Justice Pain credit, then Pain thanked the fans, and told Hero he wanted to give him the first shot at the title at next month's event. A clearly emotional Justice Pain took in the applause of the crowd before leaving the ring.
11:35 PM - We will now break for a brief intermission as the Cage of Death is assembled!
12:02 AM - Eddie Kingston suffered a broken ankle during the World Heavyweight Title match. We at CZWrestling.com would like to wish Eddie Kingston a speedy recovery, and hope he will soon be able to return to the ring.
12:06 AM - The CZW staff is still assembling an intricate system of wooden cage walls intertwined with barbed-wire, as well as platforms outside of the ring.
12:20 AM - The cage is coming together, and it's looking like something out of a serial killer's nightmares! The platforms outside of the ring should prove to be an interesting element, and- while the cage seems fairly "open" because of the construction style, the barbed wire makes any attempt at escape improbable.
12:30 AM - The cage is up, and the final touches are being put on as platforms are attached to the corners of the cage, and a large spidernet-style contraption is setup to run parallel with the ropes on the south side of the arena.
12:40 AM - It's gonna be a long night here in South Philadelphia, as what I initially thought were the final touches... are still being finalized. The spidernet has been integrated into the design of the cage, as the same is done for several panes of glass.
12:50 AM - Weapons including (but not limited to) an ironing board decorated with Christmas ornaments, a shopping cart, "decorated" ladders, and other assorted unidentifiable plunder have made their way into the cage. I can say without a doubt in my mind that every moment of assembly for this cage has been worth it. I have to give tons of credit to the CZW staff, as assembling this cage must have been an exhausting process. Having seen the cage fully assembled, the last person I'd want to be is Nick Gage, Lobo, or Zandig.
1:00 AM - ARE YOU READY? It's time for the CAGE OF DEATH! Both Bryce Remsberg and Derek Sabato are in the ring to attempt to keep the action at the level of a controlled riot, while PSAC Commissioner Umberto Perez is on the outside to keep an eye on things.
CAGE OF DEATH- LOSER MUST RETIRE!: Nick Gage vs. Zandig vs. Lobo
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..." Lufisto is out, and declares that she wants in the cage! The fans want her in the cage! Zandig relents based upon the promise he made to her at CZW's FEAR show in Delaware, making this:
CAGE OF DEATH: Nick Gage vs. Zandig vs. Lobo vs. LUFISTO!
Gage takes down Lufisto with two shoulder blocks, but Lufisto is able to recover with a Lou Thesz press! Now Lobo is going toe-to-toe with Nick Gage, as he sends him flying through a pane of glass! Now Zandig puts Lufisto through a pane of glass! Zandig pairs off with Lobo, until Lufisto puts herself back into the action. It's hard to keep up with the action, but I'll give it a shot...
Gage looked for the bootscrape with a pane of glass on Zandig, but the glass WON'T BREAK! He tries again with a dropkick... it doesn't break! He turns his attention to Lufisto, who takes control with a barbed wire whip! Lobo is wrapping up his fists with barbed wire, and taking it to Zandig.
Weapons are coming into play more and more, as several heavy, tacked weapons have been broken over the heads of Gage, Lobo, Zandig, and Lufisto!
Lufisto sets up the ironing board in the corner, but she ends up getting whipped into it by Zandig! Now Zandig has just put Lobo through one of the panes of glass integrated into the cage!
Zandig and Lobo have paired off, as have Gage and Lufisto.
Lobo just fell through the floor of one of the platforms on the outside of the ring!
Lufisto was just powerbombed through one of the panes of glass!
There's no way to keep up with this!
Stubborn panes of glass continue to not break... but Lufisto just made one break over the head of "The Ultraviolent Icon"!
Zandig goes through another pane of glass, this time at the hands of Lobo! The mat is littered with glass, thumbtacks, barbed wire, and blood! Lufisto is now swinging away at Lobo, but is attacked from behind by Gage. Zandig cuts Gage off as Lufisto sends Lobo flying into a cage wall!
Now Gage has been powerbombed through an animal cage, and Lobo has been crushed with two chairshots from Lufisto! Lufisto learns that karma's a *censored, as she catches the effects of a trashcan lid from Zandig. Now Zandig and Lobo are atop one of the platforms... Lobo looking for the DVD... he just hit Zandig with a DVD through the spider net, through the platform, to the floor! HOLY *censored! That was a move that must be seen to be believed! Fans applaud as John Zandig gets to his feet, and back to his feet! Chants for both Lobo and Zandig echo throughout the arena! Gage looks to capitalize for the chokebreaker, but Zandig reverses once... twice... Gage with the chokebreaker... Zandig's career is over!
Winner: Nick Gage
There's no shame in losing the match after the move that Zandig just took from the top of the cage. All four participants are bloody messes, and now Zandig's career is over. The crowd erupts in chants of "Thank You Zandig!" and "Thank You Lobo!" as both men stand in the ring. The crowd is giving all four participants their due.
Zandig takes the mic to congratulate Gage, and thank the crowd. He thanks his family and lets Lobo give his thanks to everyone, especially Zandig. The crowd is roaring in applause for the father of Combat Zone Wrestling, as Lobo and Zandig embrace. And, one last time... "C-Z-*censored' W!"
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